DESTRUCTOID THEME

HEY GUYS THERE'S A PLACE I KNOW
WHERE ALL OF THE COOL KIDS GO
EVERY WEBSITE IS TEH SUCK
COMPARED TO THIS ONE I PROCLAIM
IT'S LIKE DTOID ROBOT STUCK
HIS ROBOT COCK IN ALL MY GAMES

YEAH SURE, THAT'S A GRAPHIC BLOW
BUT HE'S THAT MUCH IN THE KNOW
THERE'S AN AWESOME COMMUNITY
IT'S THE REASON THAT I STAY
YOU CAN START A BLOG AND
TELL US WHY YOU SUCK AT ALL YOUR GAMES

THE PLACE THAT I WANT TO BE
FOR MY CIRCUITS TO FLOW FREE
OF A CORPORATE ENTITY
THAT'S ALWAYS MATTERED TO ME
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU LOAD
YOUR FUNNY INTERNET MEMES
I FEEL MY INSIDES EXPLODE
THERE ALL OVER THE SCREEN

I'D RATHER PARTICIPATE
THEN GO OUT ON MY FIRST DATE
DON'T CARE IF I PROCREATE
BECAUSE YOUR FORUMS ARE GREAT
PODTOID'S SO BITCHIN TO ME
BECAUSE IT'S SO NOT PC
I FEEL UNSANITARY
BUT IN AN AWESOME WAY

HEY ALL YOU GIRLS AND BOYS
IT'S TIME FOR DESTRUCTOID
LISTEN UP GIRLS AND BOYS
IT'S TIME FOR DESTRUCTOID

YOU'LL GET MORE THAN JUST THE NEWS
YOU'LL HEAR THE EDITOR'S VIEWS
AND YOU CAN DISAGREE IF YOU
FEEL THE NEED AND WON'T GET BANNED
JUST TRY NOT TO BE AS DIRTY AS
NAMELESSTED OR THE BANJ

SO STOP BEING SUCH A NOOB
PUT DOWN ALL YOUR SPECIAL LUBE
IT'S A SITE RUN BY A ROBOT WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO BESIDES PLAY VIDEOGAMES

THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE ALL SING ALSO COCKS

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW FAVORITE SITE

MEGA LOVE GUN

ONCE I CAN DEFEAT YOU
YOU'LL BE MY WEAPON
YOU'LL BE MY BEST ONE
YOU'LL BE MY PROTOWOMAN
MY MEGA LOVE GUN,

GIVE TO ME
YOUR ENERGY
OUR SYNERGY
IS WHAT THIS FUTURE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE

WHAT I NEED
IS YOU TO BE
THE PART OF ME
THAT CAN SET OUR ROBOT FUTURE FREE

I'LL NEED MORE THAN MEGA BUSTER
TO BE A GREAT MAVERICK HUNTER
WITH YOUR LOVE GUN AND NEW THRUSTERS
WE'LL DEFEAT THE REPLOID CLUSTERS

MY FINAL FANTASY

DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FASHION TONIGHT
IT’S BOUT THE SCI FI
HIGH THIGH BOOTS AND TIGHTS
A BIT OF HARAJUKU FLAIR
IMMOVABLE HAIR
GOT THE ACCESSORIES CAUSING ALL THE GLARE STARES

PUT ON MY SHORT JACKET
WITH THE FUR COLLAR
A SILVER CHAIN TO MATCH IT
AN AWESOME FACIAL SCAR
MORE BELTS THAN I NEED
I GOT THEM ALL FROM SEED
BROUGHT MY NEW GUNBLADE
IN CASE I NEED TO BLEED

THOSE GUYS NEED TO WATCH OUT
THAT’S MY GIRL I HEAR THEM GOING ON ABOUT
DON’T THEY KNOW WITH MY STYLE
IT’S GONNA TAKE A WHILE
TO STEAL THE SMILES AWAY CAUSE I’M

GETTING MY HAIR RIGHT, GELLING OUT ALL THE SPIKES
SPRAYIN MY HAIR TIGHT, NOT GONNA MOVE TONIGHT

RIGHT NOW THERE’S NO ONE COMING CLOSE TO ME
RIGHT NOW I’M THE FLYEST YOU WILL EVER SEE
RIGHT NOW I THINK YOU BETTER STEP BACK
KNOW THAT THIS TRACK IS THE WAY THAT

I’M GETTING, GETTING READY FOR MY FANTASY
FOR MY FANTASY, MY FINAL FANTASY

NO NEED TO BE SHY ANGEL
JUST LET ME TAKE YOUR HAND
I’M SURE THAT YOU CAN TELL
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

I WANT TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
COME ON AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

PRINCESS P

GLISTEROUS LICORICE ON YOUR LIPSTICK
IT MAKES MY HEART TICK
IT MAKES MY MIND TRIP,
DRIPPING THICK
DOWN YOUR LIP
GIMME JUST A LITTLE TIP

DEVILISH GESTURES FROM MY SIDE VIEW
IT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IT'S ALL I WANTED TOO
SEEMS LIKE I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART NOW

I SEE THE INTIMATES AND THEY'RE FRAGILE
IT'S ALL TEXTILE
IT'S ALL HARD TO THE CORE,
OF THE GORE,
WANT A LITTLE MORE

I HEAR YOUR VICARIOUS SENTIMENTALS
THE ESSENTIALS
I FEEL I NEED TO BE THE ONE NOW

PRINCESS P. I LOVE YOUR SCENES
SHOW ME YOUR DREAMS
WHAT WERE THEY ABOUT?
I WONDER BEYOND YOUR GLEAM
BEYOND THEIR SCHEMES
WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT?

AND THEN I WONDER
HOW I EVERY TIME I WIN
EVERY NEW CASTLE
IS NOT THE ONE YOUR IN
JUST AN IMPOSTER
A PIXILATED TWIN

HOW MANY DECOYS COULD THERE BE NOW
BABY ALL I WANT IS YOU GREETING ME NOW
I WANT THE WAVES OF VOLUPTUOUS
THE SUPERFICIAL NESS
THE ARTIFICIALNESS
NEVER SEEMED TO BOTHER ME
DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU?

I'LL FIND MY WAY WITH YOUR PRECOCIOUSNESS
ALL YOUR FEROCIOUSNESS
I WANT A LITTLE KISS
TO REMIND ME WHAT I WANT NOW

I'LL PEEL THROUGH ALL THE INSUFFICIENCIES
I'M SELF-SUFFICIENT SEE
WHERE WOULD YOU GO WITH ME
I'LL WARP RIGHT THERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

THESE STREETS OF RAGE

STREETS BUSTED BRAWLING ON THE FREEWAY
YELLOW JACKETS TRY TO TAKE A STAB EVERYDAY
CAN'T SAY I EVER MISSED THIS PLACE ANYWAY
NEED TO STAY ON MY WAY
GET MYSELF BACK INTO THE FIGHT

ELECTRIC WHIPS LASHING OUT LIKE A CANCER
FROM A BONDAGE QUEEN I THINK SHE WAS A DANCER
SPECIAL MOVES ARE THE WAY I'M GOING TO ANSWER
TRANCE HER, ROMANCE HER
CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LEATHER'S SO TIGHT.

LET'S MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH DOWNTOWN
THE BRIDGE WE'RE HOLDIN IT DOWN
KEEP WITH THE BEAT AND THE SOUND
GO

THEN WE'LL BE TAKING THE PARK
THE STADIUM AFTER DARK
WE'LL RIP THROUGH THEM LIKE A SHARK
SO

BASH ME BEAT ME
SLASH ME CHEAT ME
YOU WON'T STOP ME
NOT COMPLETELY
TILL THE LAST STAGE
WHILE I'M ABLAZE
I WILL DEFEND
THESE STREETS OF RAGE

LEFT TO RIGHT SIDE SCROLLING
PAVEMENT I'M PATROLLING
BIKE RIDERS I'M THROWING

THIS ISN'T SOME NEW THING
THAT'S WHY WITH EVERY SWING
IT'S LIKE YOU FEEL THE STING

IT ISN'T SO COMPLEX
AFTER I BREAK SOME NECKS
I'LL TAKE ON MR X

I'VE GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
OH DON'T LOOK SO PERPLEXED
I'M THE NUMBER 1 SUBJECT

WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY ON THE SHIP
THE ISLAND'S NEXT ON OUR TRIP
THAT NINJA BUSTED MY LIP
OW

THE FACTORY'S GOT ROBOTS
THEN THE STRONGHOLD HAS THE BOSS
WE CAN'T AFFORD ONE MORE LOSS
NO

WWJTD

I SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO
PLAYING GAMES IS CHANGING YOU
I CAN TELL YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AT AIMING GUNS TOO

YOU'RE GETTING ANTI-SOCIAL
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ARTIFICIAL
I THINK YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON SOMETHING MORE CELESTIAL

YOU'LL BE KILLING YOUR CLASSMATES
RAPING HOOKERS YOU SEDATE
TRAINING TO SHOOT THE POLICE JUST TO SEE YOUR SCORE INFLATE

YOU WILL PHYSICALLY ABUSE
ALL YOUR KIDS AND YOUR WIFE TOO
I KNOW THE WARNING SIGNS I'VE SEEN IT ALL ON THE NEWS

WHAT WOULD JT DO
IF HE COULD SEE YOU?

HE DOES IT FOR THE CHILDREN
AND THE GOD HE BELIEVES IN
NOT TO FURTHER HIS CAREER AS A FAILED POLITICIAN

HE HAS ALL OF THE RIGHT FACTS
HIS MORALS ARE ALL ON TRACK
AND ACTS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL WHEN SOMEONE FIGHTS BACK

LISTEN TO ALL THE EXPERTS
FOX HAS US ON RED ALERT
WHAT DOES FREE SPEECH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MORAL DESERT

I KNOW THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
VIOLENT GAMES CAN NOT STAY
WHY SHOULD WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHAT WE CAN OR CAN'T PLAY

HE'D SUE YOUR ASS ON BASELESS GROUNDS

YOUR LAST LIFE

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D BE ALRIGHT
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE YOUR LAST LIFE
THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
IT NEVER SHOULD COME DOWN TO ME

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
I CAN'T EVEN MOVE
I CAN'T BE THE ONE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHY IS IT UP TO ME
WHY ME

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR LAST LIFE

I NEVER WANTED TO BE THE ONE YOU NEED TO FALL BACK ON TO
I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO BE OUT HERE AS THE ONLY ONE
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SEND ME ALONE HERE ON MY LAST DEBUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SET ME UP HERE AS THE LAST POSITION.

I'M NOT READY FOR THIS TONIGHT
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR LAST LIFE
I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT HERE YOU SEE
SO YOU CAN'T BE SO MAD AT ME

WHAT HAS HAPPENNED TO ALL OF THE REST OF ME
THIS IS NOT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE.